Monday, July 29, 2013

happy monday from the dog.

I was really excited about cranking out some blog posts tonight since I've been so MIA until......

I found out my dog ate my underwear.

Yes, you read that correctly. He ate it, digested it, and then it came out. Is this a nightmare?

Sorry if this is TMI, you can leave now and I promise it won't hurt my feelings.

It's been a little rough lately in this little life here (hence my absence), so I went to get a  mani/pedi after work because my doctor told me I needed to relax and have some "me time." Pedicure? Manicure? Doctor's orders?! Certainly, I will take full advantage of that!

Once I got home and got into the bedroom to change, I saw a "no no" on the office carpet which I JUST vacuumed yesterday. I walk up to clean it up and voila!  a pair of my lace undies.... 

What a pleasant surprise!

Sarge currently hates us because he is being starved after a trip to the vet last week for drinking too much salt water (yes, again). I guess the 1.5 cans of food per day just isn't doing it for him and he thought the laundry sounded appetizing. I could kill him.

I am so thankful it came out all in one piece (yes I know gross), because we could easily go through pancreatitis round two.

So friends, in addition to keeping your dog from drinking salt water, you should probably also keep your hanky pankys hidden.

And this week is off to a fabulousssss start.


10 comments:

Megan said...

Oh. My. Goodness. I died of laughter the entire post! While I'm sure it wasn't fun to clean up, it can be a story to share and always laugh! Hope your week gets better!

Amber said...

Oh no! Bad Sarge!! ;) I hope he stays away from now on!

DeAnna Stephens said...

This has been a problem with my dog in the past too.
In fact, our neighbor had it happen and her dog nearly died because of it.
Funny now but that's after 3K and a lot of worry and stress.
I keep my closet door shut now.

Amanda aka Manda said...

Oh my! I'm sorry! I'm glad he was ok though. Hemi has been acting up when he's mad too lately. Darn pups!

Lauren said...

Wow! That does not sound fun at all. I'm glad he is okay.

Hope your life starts to get a little more relaxing :)

Catalyn H said...

HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH oh my word. I can't believe he actually ate your lace undies!! My parents beagle Gwenn used to like to eat the crotch right out of the underwear. Now she eats things like aluminum cans and tinfoil. I swear she is part billy goat...

Lauren said...

For your sanity, i wish this was a joke post, but as a fellow lab-mom, I completely know this is real. Pup's nearly three, and he's freakin' still after my panties. He's ceased to chew ANYTHING else, but panties are his kryptonite. It's hilarious...well if he'd eat the cheap ones, it would be.

Oh, and been there done that with the salt water. Although Patton's particularly fond of the brackish river water. Same effect. Trust me. It ain't pretty.

Kristin said...

OMG about the dog, hope hes ok!

Meredith said...

Poor pup, but poor you too! I'm to embarrassed to mention things my dogs ate in the puppy stage but thankfully thats over, now only chewing up chew toys!

Kimberlee Lockwood Photography said...

If it makes you feel any better, my childhood pup ate my brother's yellow sock when he was 4 years old (so i was like 8). The vet told us to poor hydrogen peroxide down her throat to induce vomiting - it didn't work. We found the sock 2 days later in our yard. My brother was SO worried about his sock being gone forever. Needless to say, mom refused to let him wash the "missing sock" and threw the mate away.